The Amazing Flygun Riddle

Q: What's the last thing that enters a fly's mind when it hits a car's windscreen moving at 70mph?
A: Its ass.

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but how the heck do they get in there?

… two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good-looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow manure and dives down towards her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm … but is this stool taken?"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them.
The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away.
The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer.
The Scotsman picks the fly out of his drink and holds it over the drink yelling, "Come on ya little bastard, spit it out!"

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space Invader.

Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings
A: A walk

Q: Why did the fly fly
A: Because the Spider spied her

~ Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
~ Looks like the breast-stroke to me, sir.

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with an Amazing Flygun
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh. Killing any? " she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Top 4 ways to subtly tell someone their fly is unzipped -

"You are flying low"
"Flies spread disease - keep it zipped"
" XYZ " ( Examine-Your-Zip )
"I thought you were crazy - now I see your nuts"

Top 4 reasons people get an Amazing Flygun™

It is fantastic fun
It really works ( our office record is 30 flies in 5 minutes)
It is cheap ( just a few dollars)
Lurking deep inside 'New Millennium Man' there's a caveman wanting to go hunt dinosaurs … those annoying flies become our dinosaurs … it's a "guy thing! "…

Admit it - you want one !

In ideal warm conditions, the Australian blow fly egg can grow into an adult fly capable of reproduction in only 8 days. One fly lays about 150 eggs.

Let's assume that in this perfect environment no maggots or flies get killed by predators - do the arithmetic - in one summer season, a single pair of flies will become -

1 million, million, million, million
(1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ) flies

- that is enough flies to cover the whole of Australia 11 metres deep in flies !!!

That’s why we need to kill flies …

Here are a few more good reasons … dysentery, cholera, salmonella, typhoid, typhus, gastroenteritis, tuberculosis. Researchers have found that every fly has several million bacteria on and in its body. To digest food (like that tasty sticky bun it has just landed on) … the fly vomits over it !!!

Take up arms today!

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if you get one, have fun … and happy shooting !

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